QotD: The one that got away
Tell us a little something about your first girlfriend/boyfriend.
Beautiful, bookish, seventeen, and immediately discarded in favour of her perky sixteen year old sister. I was a shitbag. It wasn't even that I was a womanizing stud in my youth (or ever!). It was just that her sister was curvier and I had no practice in saying "appreciate what you've got" to my hormones. So sad, so very sad. She took it with grace, from which (with the benefit of distance) I deduce that I was no great catch at age seventeen.
